Yes, it’s true! To commemorate this special day I have devised a fiendishly difficult braintwister. Below is a list of subject headers from emails currently caught in my spam filter. Can YOU spot the odd one out?
Answers in the comments. There is no closing date!
1. “Grow your pole by 2 inches today”
2. “Feel your pole elongate immediately”
3. “Burst through your pants in 2 months”
4. “Size explosion experienced by all users”
5. “Make it grow faster”
6. “Be confident that you will have a larger head soon”
7. “We got a winner in your new size”
8. “Reap the benefits of painless body enhancement”
9. “Size shapes the man”
10. “You cannot discount the importance of size
11. “Your way to get more blood pumped to the right places
12. “Discover your true size”
13. “Size increase available here”
14. “Real present for your important organ!”
15. “Keep erection”
16. “You will see your penis on MTV”
17. “Enlarge your brest and let other women die from envy”
18. “Don’t blame your wife, enhance yourself!”
19. “Minimise your expences on enhancing and get the best result ever.”
20. “Enjoy the nightlife that you wish.”
21. “Immeasurable wand of pleasure”
22. “News about your enhancing will be know to all the girls around.”
23. “Don’t leave her dissatisfied.”
24. “Roman imperator took that pill to serve all his mistresses! If you are unable to support an erection, your solution is here!”
25. “Turn your boner to something you can be proud of.”
26. “Have an unforgetful night of pleasure with your girlfriend!”
27. “Dodn’t you just want to run away when cannot satisfy_your_gf?”
28. “Even the most severe and desperate cases were treated by us.”
29. “Secret tiny helper for men.”
30. “Perfect weight and feel”
31. “You will need this for a good pounding.”
32. “Find your love stick gain here”
33. “The hottest femmes will long for you!”
34. “More length and width”
35. “Make chix tremble with excitement”
36. “Hey, are you the guy who cannot make love?”
Yes, I do have quite a lot of time on my hands.
Yes, I am slightly concerned about the sort of spam this is likely to attract.
Probably “Find your love stick gain here“. But “Immeasurable Wand of Pleasure” is quite good too.
